angeloftheeasterngate:

c-kaeru:

meanpear:

er-cryptid:

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Writers finding this post:

Europeans finding that post : 

Body heat = 42°C

Cold water = 4,4°C

Hot air = 148°C

High altitude = 4500m

Diving depth = 86m

cognitohazardous:

im a neglected goldfish in a dentist’s fish tank and god is a small child tapping on the glass

tilwereachthesun:

everyone linking their other social media is like writing your phone number in people’s yearbooks senior year like guys… it’s been real but realistically?

mazarinedrake:

My dream is to live in a cabin by a lake in the rainy mountains, where I can look outside and see fog drifting silently over the water…but it’s got to have high-speed internet too, or I would die. 

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

its 2018 can we please stop pretending twitter threads are a reader-friendly way to communicate an idea

twitter threads are right after slideshows on the list of most annoying ways to get your point across

pregnantseinfeld:

pregnantseinfeld:

I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops

Not gonna lie, I’m on a roll today

azaleatown:

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

wigmund:

anonymouscomrade:

i get the feeling that soon enough, trying to go to this site is going to return a 404 error, and then later that day on the news we’ll learn that the tumblr hq was discovered abandoned with all the copper ripped out of the walls, plaster of paris poured down all the sinks, back door still open, and the entire staff missing

You’re assuming Staff ever existed at all

All they will find is a bunch of chimpanzee skeletons chained to some busted-up Commodore 64′s

thyrell:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

x

bapy…

lesbwian:

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me: